Local Man Really Been Into Pale Ales Lately
PORTLAND, OR—Lamenting the disappearance of traditional beer styles the last few years, local man Jordan Bradshore has really been into Pale Ales lately, sources confirmed on Saturday. "Yeah, everything is so trendy these days that I've been trying to get back to my roots," said Bradshore, stressing that a hazy Pale Ale doesn't count in his book.
While celebrating at his self-organized 27th birthday party at his favorite craft brewery, the man was overheard saying to his friends "As I get older, the high alcohol is really starting to affect me in the mornings. All those adjuncts can't be good for me either." At press time, Bradford was seen with a Pale Ale interrupting a couple to tell them that "beer should taste like beer, ya know?"