Expecting Restaurants To Stock It, Man Continues to Order Busch Light

NEW PRAGUE, MN—Frustrated by years of embarrassment, friends and family of Taylor Sheer, 32, reported Tuesday that he attempts ordering the same light lager at every restaurant he goes to even when he knows they don’t serve it. “We’ve been going to the Fishtale for over a decade and he asks for a Busch Light every time. It’s gotten so bad that the wait staff actively avoid our table,” said Marshall Dvorak, 36, and cousin of Taylor.
When asked why he continues to order Busch Light when he knows they don’t sell it, Taylor said, “If I keep ordering it they will see the demand and start to sell it. It’s basic economics.” Ashley Robbins, 30, a waitress who’s had frequent interactions with Taylor over the years was asked her opinion, “The interesting thing is that he seems to think there’s a chance we’d change—but that would require us to care about the difference between those beers. I want to just tell him that we have Busch Light now so he’ll stop asking. He won’t know the difference anyway.”