Craft Brewer Introduces New "Farm-to-Pint" Beer, Made With 100% Authentic Sweat And Tears

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TEMPE, AZ—A local craft brewery is making waves in the beer world with its latest offering: a "farm-to-pint" ale made with 100% authentic sweat and tears.

According to the brewery's founder, Chad Sleighton, the beer is a true labor of love, handcrafted using only the finest, artisanal sweat and tears from the brewery's dedicated team of brewers.

"Our team works tirelessly to brew the perfect beer, and we wanted to capture the essence of that hard work and dedication in a bottle," said Sleighton. "By using our own sweat and tears in the brewing process, we're taking the authenticity of craft beer to a new level."

The beer, named "Sweat Equity Ale," has gained a cult following among local craft beer enthusiasts, who laud its unique “salty, musky” flavor profile and "earthy, sweat-drenched aroma."

"It's not a typical craft beer, and that's what makes it so special," said local beer aficionado, Kyle Thompson. "You can really taste the blood, sweat, and tears that went into making this brew."

Critics have expressed concern over the sanitary conditions of using human bodily fluids in the brewing process, but Sleighton assures customers that the brewery adheres to strict hygiene and safety standards.

"We take the health and safety of our customers very seriously and we would never put anyone at risk by using unsanitary practices," he said. "Our sweat and tears are collected in a sterile environment and thoroughly tested to ensure their purity."

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